Q & A

Presenter: Cambridge, Atkins and Cabbage Soup are all types of what?

Contestant: Universities?

WHAT’S ON TOP? PHONE-IN QUIZ, RADIO CLYDE

source: Dumb Britian - The Private Eye

Cricket

Q: What is the difference between an English Test Cricketer and a smoker?

A: A smoker would never throw away his last match.

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