Simon Ambrose on the Apprentice as he fitted six inches of mini-trampoline's leg right in front of his ..ahem..crotch:
"I can twiddle it, jump on it, have fun with it. Open my legs, enjoy myself. And it's really easy to unscrew"
LOL LOL LOL!!!
On to something I just saw on the Daily Mail's website (I was searching for another article and I came across this one). This is so disgusting:
"Food safety fears over plans to feed pigs to chickens"
I don't understand why humans have to mess with nature. Let the chickens eat what they eat. What nature intended for them to eat....